leonrw:

oh i suppose if your foreign policy is as terrible as tony’s you are gonna need a stronger defence force because everyone is starting to really hate us

I went 100% Aubrey Plaza the entire time I was at the hairdresser’s oh my god

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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danbutt:

bolto:

danbutt:

bolto:

bolto:

tbh im naming all my children after alcohol 

i dont mean like bacardi and kahlua and bailey i mean like i want children named beer, wine, ale

don’t forget about grog, rum and piss

goon bag, my child

little baby fruity lexia

meet my kids, midori, and passion pop. you can tell which one we love

I’ve discovered apple juice and vodka and now everything else is sort of terrible

hadaes:

likeafieldmouse:

The Monet Room

when i was there i was gob-smacked; the monet room is made up of multiple “sub-rooms” with different paintings that make up one specific sighting - it has a very serene atmosphere and the paintings are gigantic! 

hadaes:

likeafieldmouse:

The Monet Room

when i was there i was gob-smacked; the monet room is made up of multiple “sub-rooms” with different paintings that make up one specific sighting - it has a very serene atmosphere and the paintings are gigantic! 

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